kitten wiggles ears while eating
i don’t even care if i reblog this twice a day every single day for the rest of my life
- Recite a poem.
- Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
- Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
- Do a tongue-twister.
- Say something in a different language.
- Share an anecdote.
- Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
- Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
- Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
- Tell a joke.
- What did you have to eat today?
- Talk about something that really scares you.
- Talk about something that makes you happy.
- What is your favorite word?
- What is your least favorite word?
- What turns you on?
- What turns you off?
- What sound or noise do you love?
- What sound or noise do you hate?
- What is your favorite curse word?
- What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
- What profession would you not like to do?
- If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
- If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.
Send me a number! Pleasee! :))
t his is… the only thing i care about
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i was taught that words can be spelt one way and have
two meanings when i was very young
and i’m sure you were too
so why is it
when i say i’m asexual
that you have a problem with the word i use?
you read and you read
when you lead something then later you have led it
not leaded it
so why can’t i be a-sexual?
i’m not saying i reproduce in a manner similar to single-celled organisms in fact
i don’t think i want to reproduce at all
(not that that’s any business of yours)
just because you in your own life cannot fathom
not feeling sexual attraction to another
does NOT make the experience universal
i am asexual
you may mock me but you will not change the fact
that i would rather swallow a fork than suck your dick.
I watched this 4 minute video about how reintroducing wolves to Yellowstone park literally changed everything about the park and just sat there for another two minutes, mouth open and teary eyed and amazed. Definitely worth a watch.
the world is awesome.
This made me teary eyed as well. It’s amazing.
Wolves, basically. They’re fucking magic.
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"It’s all in your head."
I want to shout and scream that
"Yes, but so am I!"
check out this new keyboard i bought
HOW RICH ARE YOU
The keyboard was only like $60 dude
THE FUCKING KEYBOARD IS 60 DOLLARS TOO
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
OH MY GOD
I’M TALKING ABOUT YOUR ENTIRE DESK
The desk cost me like $75 from Ikea
ONE is enough
but you have to go and get THREE moniters
why do you need THREE moniters
Are you really not gonna mention it?
Really? Are you all blind?
The door mat is off centre
I really hate these posts with really weird ass pictures and a bunch of people adding comments pointing out normal shit… I mean for real guys? Are we really just gonna ignore the fact that this person has a floor fan facing AWAY for their desk?
They probably use the fan to blow the heat away from their computer. Are we not going to talk about the really interesting part of this picture? I mean seriously. They have an epic ass star wars poster and you guys are commenting on some mundane shit.
damn that’s a lot of dildos
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I just checked my tag and ahhhh this made me so happy!! But gosh hahaha I’ve not used my askblog in ages, I keep meaning to go back to it but I can never get the motivation :c
(And Kim, thank you so much for sending this, you’re wonderful!)
"she’s being a bitch i bet she’s on her period"
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