you all don’t understand the things Duolingo has asked me to translate.
In German, I now know how to:
-murder said prostitutes
-how to hide their heads and bodies in separate locations
-instruct me & my crew to run away before people notice the prostitutes are gone
And that’s only from the sentences that make sense.
seduce me with well-written moiraillegiance
i fear people who swallow pills without water
reasons more merladies should have orca tails
- orcas form matriarchal societies in the wild
- orcas are called “the wolves of the sea”
- but orcas take care of their old, sick, and disabled like they’re an equal member of the pod
- like seriously when the rest of the pod goes hunting they may leave the ones who can’t hunt behind but there’s always an able-bodied orca there to protect them
- orcas are motherfucking badass more merladies need to be orcas ok bye
I wanted to double check that “The Cherry on Top” was a short novel or novella and I found this on uphillwriting.org. I think it’s very informative and hopefully you guys will find it useful!
Crows are scary
- use tools
- Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
- Have huge brains for birds
- like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
- They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
- they are scary smart at solving puzzles
- some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
- they can remember faces
- SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT. They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows. Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag. But the nice guys with masks they left alone. THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight. THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
- They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
i love crows so much
crows are amazing
My favorite legend is that crows are the souls of the dead
crows are the coolest shit
Yeah but have you seen this
By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’
Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.
What a nice, convenient, easily manipulated douchebag.
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